Here's a close-up look at the qualities that make the red-neck male special. The book covers all the essentials, including his fashion sense, personal hygiene, choice of automobiles, mating rituals, prowess at entertaining, conversation skills, preferred leisure time activities, eating and drinking habits, and child-rearing expertise. How many women does it take to change a redneck? Only one, if her aim is good. Depends on how she looks, how much she weighs, and if her family has any property to hunt on. Four'one to hold his beer, two to undo his overalls, and one to pull on a clean pair of under-drawers. Twelve . . . in a jury box. Nobody knows'it's never been done. Armed with this book, any redneck can learn to conduct himself so that no woman or her mother would ever consider asking him to change.
I live in a house full of rednecks, so I am very entertained by Jeff Foxworthy. I gave this to my future son in law as a Christmas gift and we all had a great laugh reading through it.
A 'must' for any collection, even those well versed in Foxworthy humor.
Published by Thriftbooks.com User , 17 years ago
Foxworthy's redneck humor never fails, and has boasted numerous books, calendars, and even a number of TV series shows. Even the most avid fan will find plenty of new funny moments in How Many Women Does it Take to Change a Redneck?, surveying male/female relationships within the redneck realm of thought. From redneck male taste preferences in food to movie etiquette, the cartoons and funny insights represents Foxworthy at his best and is a 'must' for any collection, even those well versed in Foxworthy humor. Diane C. Donovan California Bookwatch
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