She's the last woman on earth I'd marry....again. Yet here I am. Saying my vows. Again. To save an alpaca. At least, that's my story. But the truth might be a little more complicated. I didn't want to let her go the first time. But now I have a second chance to win over my wife. We're older. Wiser. And hornier. This time, I won't fail. Hitched...