Dear Santa,
I don't usually do this, but I'm going to be lonely this Christmas. This hasn't been my year and I'm dying for a distraction.
I don't care if he's naughty. I don't care if he's nice. All he needs to be is willing.
If you're granting wishes, give me someone to play with. No names. No faces. Just the game.
Love,
Lonely_Daddy All Grant...