I clean, I tidy, I fold. I listen, I watch, I lie... I told her I was the housekeeper, and who was she to question? What I lack in experience, I make up for in hard work. I do my best to keep this enormous house neat and stay on top of laundry. She's a devoted mother and a doting wife, and I'd do anything to please her. I fuss over her darling children, offering to take...