Okay, this is about me, Brandon, the kid who owned the whole entire world for at least two and a half hours. So listen-if anybody ever tries to tell you that you're just average? Do NOT listen to them. They have no idea whatsoever. If you read this, you should probably get some really long paper-like a roll of toilet paper or something-so you can take notes on the dumb junk that happens in here, so you won't do the same dumb junk if this ever happens...