This is Donnie Beaudreau's definitive answer to those who have asked him that tiresome question throughout his life: "When did you know you were gay?" Conceived on May 28, 1944, he knew then. At the exact moment when a rogue Appalachian egg met the onslaught of a randy French Canadian sperm. Born into mid-century, lower middle class, uneducated, white-bread America, he developed into a city slicker hick, able to fend off suburban guerrilla Cub Scouts...