An unpleasant fantasy / horror story. A young orphan endured dark forces to become the "best god-damn garden gnome in all of England." How the darkness molded him into Jack the Ripper. How the gnome stood his watch, motionless all night, every night for over a hundred years. It tells of the bombing of London and other gnome adventures. A content life until Elizabeth buys the mansion and finds out her new garden comes with a terrifying 150-year old...