Forested Moments

Jason Berger pimped this book mercilessly while teaching 5th-8th grade history in Burlington-area VT during its initial publication. As one of his former students, I can safely assert that Mr. Berger has every confidence that this book represents a new frontier in the literary world. While he was unable to inform his students of the exact nature of the book (we had to wait until we were 18), it did sound mighty interesting, and reportedly contained a good quantity of violent imagery and strong sexual content. These are excellent qualities in any novel, but are especially appreciated when coming from one whose job it is to educate the youth of America. Bravo, Mr. Berger! If you're reading this, sir, you should know that I still haven't read it, but I turn 18 in a month and am practically dying with anticipation.