I'm not on the run from my feelings. Because I don't do feelings. And it's not that I'm repressing my feelings, I just... seriously... don't have feelings. Until now. Apparently. For the wrong girl. My best friend's girl. So, OK fine. I'm on the run from the feelings I'm not having. Everything is great. I'm getting out of Dodge. I'm on my way to a new life, and a...