For Salt!: Fantastically Themed Food for Your Face Hole

There will be deliciousness. There will be skewers. But most of all, there will be SALT! The critics are raving about For Salt!: "From the dungeon that gave you Hexes and Curses comes...Seasoning!" -C.B. "I have never loved anything more than For Salt! Fantastically Themed Food for Your Face Hole." -J.H. "*sound of spitting out drink*" -J.S. "The cover is so funny that it almost cured my meningitis." -T.B. "That thing where you don't know you need it until you see it and now you can't live without it." -eH "I don't even buy cookbooks, but I will buy this one." -N.H.P. "OH MYYY GOOOOOOOOD." -J.D.A. "I second." -J.G. "This is a cookbook." -D.J.B. Kaz the Mighty Gourmet, culinary superstar and first ever Troll Chef, rips the flavor from the pages of fantastical literary masterpieces such as Viridian Gate Online, Firebrand, Alchemic Weaponeer, The Illusionist, American Dragons, Dungeon Bringer, Rogue Dungeon, and Path of the Thunderbird, bringing them to your table in 23 easy-to-follow recipes! Influenced by his humble beginnings as a lowly Changeling, Kaz brings fun and flavor to both the comfort of your home dungeon and the flames of your cookfire in the wilds. Whether you're looking to kick back with a cool drink after a long day of griefing, you need a snack to feed your guild, or you want to serve up a feast worthy of a returning army, For Salt! has something for you. There will be deliciousness. There will be skewers. But most of all, there will be SALT!