This entertaining little book contains scores of thoughts, opinions, witticisms, and insights on two of the necessities -- and greatest pleasures -- of life. Included are humorous comments by Samuel Johnson (A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.) and Henny Youngman (My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.); incisive remarks by George Bernard Shaw...