Life sucks and then you die, at least as far as sixteen-year-old Flora is concerned. Because everything in her averagely pathetic universe has taken a gigantic leap into the Pit of Doom: She's been separated from the love of her life, gotten assigned the junior year schedule from hell, gained like fifteen pounds in Twinkies alone and, oh, the hot new foreign exchange student has a thing for her, which wouldn't be such a problem if Flora's best friend...