Art imitates life as the lead singer in the world's biggest boyband goes AWOL ... Dear Mr Scowl I'm writing you a letter because ... well, actually because I have a ban on trying to get too close to Jazzy D or Jason Devaney as I would call him as we sort of went to school together in Jersey. So while I know it would probably be better to come and find you, I think your security men would probably not let me in. (It's all a very big mix-up, which I'll...