Can Perfect Hair and Scathing Wit Save the Universe?Perhaps, but only if there is enough Zinc Oxide.Fran?ois-Marie Arouet, known to the world as Voltaire, is back in action. The cleaver-wielding philosopher finds himself at the mercy of two sworn enemies, pitchfork-wielding Fun-Onion farmers, Marcel Proust, and dead-sexy psychotic girlfriend.This bizarro tale is a wild ride along an onion, complete with rug burns, coffee stains, motorcycles, and HEAVY...