Where did all these monsters come from? The closet, the basement, under the bed, the outhouse, even the school furnace room But mostly, they came from a healthy imagination, just like yours Using a patented system of made-up facts and educated guesses, Everything I Know About Monsters reveals all the gory details about creatures of creepiness: what they eat (dirty socks), what's in their brains (not much), and how to scare them out of the basement...