"I'm interrupting the scheduled programming to bring to you breaking news, as yet, even officials seem to be unable to comment. The first reports coming in seem to be somewhat unbelievable, and I can assure you, this is not a prank. As you can see from the live footage we are broadcasting now, the White House is in flames. We are unsure yet what has happened, but it is believed at this stage to have been a rocket attack, it just.... well... it......