I, Kellan Kenningston, am known for being three things: The 2nd Prince of Doctenn - it is honestly for the best that I probably won't ever rule the country - my big brother is much better at keeping his royal jewels in his pants than I am.
Duke of Rockbridge - oh so not my idea. It was a royal decree or won in a poker game or something equally as eye-rolling.
And king of one-night stands - okay, well, I was until...