We, me and my navigator, Drake, drove forward relentlessly, lost on confusing, deserted back roads somewhere north and west of Campbell River. Forbidding, snow-burdened mountains hemmed us in on all sides. Our fuel gauge hovered near empty. The sun made a cameo appearance earlier that evening, briefly highlighting the orange peaks before another soggy layer of dense, dark clouds and late twilight smothered the sky above us. A coroner, if anyone ever...