Blasting through the cosmos, my future seemed about as exciting as watching paint dry. The plan? Cruise on a generation ship, kick the bucket, and leave a legacy for the descendants. Real simple, right? Wrong. Our space odyssey hits a sudden detour courtesy of ruthless space pirates, and we crash-land on a desert planet crawling with danger. Seriously, what's with the universe's sense of humor? Just when I thought my luck had run out,...