Don't Whatever Me, Ever is a collection of essays that first appeared in print in Thomas' popular biweekly column, AND ONE MORE THING...in the Livingston County News. Thomas dumps the bucket list for its waste of time, ponders the mystery of socks disappearing in the dryer, rolling out toilet paper and becoming a twitter maniac rather than a bingo expert. She searches for true beauty, embraces genuine friendships and lives with pesky memory lapses...