This is the definitive guide on how to be a Time Lord written by the ancientTime Lords but hilariously improved/sabotaged by the Eleventh Doctor as a giftfor his successor, the Twelfth Doctor. Throughout the factual Time Lordsections, the Doctor has crossed things out, added funny scribbles, sillydoodles and post-it notes. The central section has been ripped out by animpatient Doctor and replaced with far more important/interesting stuff such ashow...