Doctor Who and The Loch Ness Monster (Doctor Who #6)

I wish I had this book! I think the Loch Ness Monster is way cool! I think, instead of it being a he, or a she prehistoric monster, it's really a far-out-spacenut of an alien submarine with billions of microscopic aliens riding along inside it with plans of taking over the world despite Doctor Who, and The Lone Ranger, and Tonto's, and Spock's, and Batman and Robin's and Captain Marvel's, and Tarzan's best efforts to stop them. Some people, along with some know-it-all scientist say that he's a long lizard-shaped fish. I am certain that they're sooooooooo wrong!