It's normal to wish that your baby came with a snooze button, right? When I got pregnant, Will and I didn't have a clue what we were signing up for. It turns out that there's loads we weren't warned about: 1) In the middle of the night you'll be begging Siri for advice on getting your baby to sleep. (In case you're wondering, whale music doesn't work.) 2) If you make the mistake of going to a nightclub...