First week on the job and I have to bring the grumpy recluse mountain man owner of this lodge some bad news. There was a fire in the break room. And I started it. Mr. Wallis is going to kill me. I have to tell him in person (because of course the bearded recluse has no phone). So, I head to his cabin deep in the mountain wilderness to find him chopping wood shirtless and drinking whiskey straight from the bottle. They...