Someone is writing steamy "bodice ripper" romance novels that look a lot like Bible stories. Someone calling himself Derk Saintly. The Church says it's obscene and must be stopped. He's just getting started. Welcome to the world of Jack Sweeney and his wingman Gawsh Carver, two last in their class, down on their luck, troublemaking misfits who first, as teenagers, then as law school grads, and later as street-smart lawyers, can't help but throw a...