Do NOT read Jamie Kelly's top-secret diaries Sometimes it amazes me how ingenious I am about everything. --Jamie Kelly We've been with Jamie Kelly through her search for inner beauty, poofy bridesmaid dresses, and desperate attempts to make money during summer vacation. Along the way, she's left us with countless gems of wisdom, such as: If somebody ever asks you to kick her in the face, the first thing she will do is forget that she...