When Haldor the Viking is killed in battle, he expects to be welcomed into Valhalla, as a warrior should be. Instead, he is sentenced to guardian angel duty, watching over his thoroughly modern great-granddaughter. In order to be admitted to Heaven, he is tasked with finding her a man to marry --- and he cannot use violence. If he fails, he will be sentenced to Hell for all eternity. Dead Viking Rehab is a hilarious tale of redemption, love, and so...