On her worst birthday ever, talented sculptor Cordelia Parsons' 55th becomes a nightmare. Instead of lunch at a favorite restaurant, she learns her ex is suing her. Again. On her way home, she's carjacked, pistol-whipped, and robbed. Adding insult to injury, Delia returns home to find her eccentric, elderly aunt has hired a stripper. In keeping with the insanity of her day, the man is everything she's dreamed of if only he wasn't...