Men are good for two things: orgasms and reaching the wine glasses on the top shelf.
ARI: I've always said boyfriends are like martinis; they're lots of fun at first, but the longer you indulge the bigger headache they'll give you. With career goals to crush and more than a few balls in the air, there's no place in my life for the messy complications of love. Jax Crosby thinks he can tempt me to lose control and he's...