Many people have wondered about that remote, mist-shrouded, mysterious island called Britain floating in the Atlantic somewhere near Europe. The author rips the veil off the "Crumpet Kingdom" and exposes the authoritarian monarchy, the lethal stockpile of sarcasm and piss taking along with the scandalous history and gibberish language of the so-called United Kingdom. Being American, the author possesses the objectivity and innate intelligence to portray...