Bigfoot: I Not Dead

OK. Bigfoot continue in narcissisting self-promote. "Woo Hoo Hoo!" everybody say. "Bigfoot hot steaming pile of innovating, nasty, intrigue!" Crock of smashed kitten and poop! You wait by phone HOW LONG??? NOT long enough, Mr. "Sensitive"! Me call at sundown, and where you? "Vegan" my butt! Bigfoot big fat liar. Sure, you play Mr. "Misunderstand Artist". Everybody love. Everybody want make reality TV show: "Bachelor Bigfoot". Go for it, Bigfoot (answer to "The Question" be safe with me--not!). Lawsuit come right back at YOU!!! Please no leave! Therapist come soon...

The extremely childish, yet violent illustrations are worth the price of the book alone. It made me laugh yet tugged at my heart at the same time. Bigfoot has problems just like you and me! He's simple, yet sophisticated. The whole thing is charming (in a twisted way). Note: though the illustrations look like they're for a children's book, this is definitely NOT a children's book. If it had a movie rating, it would be R rated, just so you know.

Me think me buy this book. Me read reviews and me impressed. Sound funny. Me have credit card........not hard to get credit card.....they give credit card to dead people.....me have no problem getting one. Me name on credit card. Two credit cards. One in name of "Harry Henderson" (Me love that movie.....me have DVD) and other says "Big Foot". Why people call me bigfoot? Me 8 feet tall, 700 pounds....everything on me big....not just foot. Big hands, big head, big chest, big hiney, big.......me digress.......me no go there. Me no want to offend prudes. Me love reading books. Me has me own lie-berry (Me not good at spelling). Me read "Great Expectations"....not all that me hope for. Me read romance books...me get turned on......me so horny sometimes. Me heard song called "Me So Horny" one day. Hillbilly blast it one day from pick-up truck. Hillbilly wear mullet. Me laugh. Anyway, me hear song as hillbilly drive by my cave on way to his cave......woman in song talk like me. Me in love. Me digress again..... Me love adoring fans who read me books. Me no hold autograph signings though, because hillbillies armed. Me recently subject of hillbilly scam......me supposedly found dead in forest, put into freezer.....hillbillies make fool of themselves. Into hiding they go. Probably into trailer park. He he heehee..... Me make me laugh sometimes. Fear dont, adoring fans. Me not dead. Me alive and working in restaurant with Elvis. Hehehe. Me just pulling chain. Me dont know Elvis. Me likes hiding while scientist refuse to believe. Me no believe in them either. Heheheheheheheh. Me must be going now. Me smell Salmon in hillbilly's barrel. Me go have Supper now. Me thank you for you support. Me appreciative. Maybe me meet you in forest someday. Just as long as you no have ammunition, like hillbillies. Me not fond of hillbillies. Me more evolved than they. Me better go....me supper's getting cold......well...me supper already cold...but me no want to type no more.....me have dial-up and me computer about to crash. Someday me upgrade to broadband. Why me talk like this? Me talk like Yoda. Me hope force be with you. Me love Chewbacca. Me not love Chewbacca in "that" way. Me no want you to think of "Brokeback Mountain". No, no. Me just big fan of Chewie is all. Me enter Ted Nugent look-alike contest tomorrow. Me not sure me ugly enough to win. But me give it old college try anyway. Will keep me fingers crossed. Me smell better than Nugent. Me need to digress one last time. Me go now. Me say "bye". Me say "sleep tight, dont let bed bugs bite". Me get bitten by bed bugs...me eat them as revenge. That teach them to bite ME. Me really go this time. Me not kid anymore.

You want big laugh- ok guilty laugh sometimes- you buy "I not dead" Bigfoot misunderstood, plenty violent in cartoon way, and funny as all get out. Recommend!

Can't get too much Bigfoot series. Be sure read aloud. Me gift to friend, they laugh too. Leave on coffee table, amuse company. Enjoy!