Eddie Spieglman thought he could be anyone he wanted to be once he got to college--but most importantly, he thought he wouldn't have to be himself. That was before Eddie's mom sold the house and moved to Thailand. Now Eddie must navigate the college world with a roommate he can't stand; a professor he wants to impress, but who never remembers Eddie's name; a girl intent on ignoring him; and a squirrel who seems to be stalking him around campus. Bad...