Ask a Ninja Presents The Ninja Handbook: This Book Looks Forward to Killing You Soon

This book is a must read for fans of the series and for non fans alike. While packed with the various forms of off the wall, sometimes silly humor of the ninja, this book also contains something else if you actually look for it. That something is very intelligent writing. There are several points that during your reading you will say to yourself, "huh". I was intrigued enough that i finished the book within a period of a day, which is the only downfall to the book, it is a very quick read. Hopefully we will will be fortunate enough to get another snippet of the ninja's zany insight before he decides to kill us.

Received this for my birthday, and laughed so hard my lungs popped. Huge fan of the online series, and I recommend it to everyone who has a Ninja named Robert waiting to kill them.

I can't thank the International Order of Ninjas enough for allowing this book to be published. I killed two grandmothers and a wiener dog, and that was before I finished the third chapter! I will never go to jail, because I can smoke-bomb my way out of any situation. An indefensible reference for all that want to become phantasmal assassins lurking in the shadows of society.

When my Ninja Handbook arrived I was full of sweet anticipation and let me say...it NEVER disappoints! It's hilarious and page-turnery and full of charts and illustrations and pictures and seriously funny instructions and guidelines and exercises and beasts and weapons...and I mean PACKED FULL! It's got somewhere around 300 pages and I didn't want to stop reading it. And it's FUNNY...pop-culture skewering, very well written and non-repetitive. Two last words before I die: BUY IT!

This book is THE book if you want one that will teach you all about being a ninja. You too can learn why the ninja is looking forward to killing you soon and maybe even why he's going to do it. [...]Buy this book. You'll be glad you did both. They're both very funny, smart and entertaining. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and hey if you're lucky you might even live to tell about it.