J.D. is the fourteen-year-old son of the notorious monster of Frankenstein, on a quest to find his family . . . the donors of his dad's parts. In New York City J.D. discovers a cousin, Bertie, who is extremely rich and likes sitting on his butt and doing nothing all day. Speaking of butts, that's how J.D. is related to Bertie - through Frankenstein's monster's butt Now Bertie is in danger. Fran is desperate to get her hands on a cousin and has enlisted...