Sally Gelee is a commitment phobe looking for lasting love.
She works in a rest home, it's a nice, safe environment; the men there aren't fast enough to catch her and they pose no threat. Being a commitment-phobe, that suits her, but she's also a hopeless romantic searching for forever love.
Sally keeps a box of exs in the garage; a catalogue of her past dating disasters, to remind her of what she doesn't want in a relationship. She uses a thigh...