Eighteen year old Lena Ashlen is in the middle of an identity crisis, and the people in her life aren't helping. Half of her school thinks she's crazy while the other half has no idea she even exists. Her father and stepmother barely see her through the bottom of their wine glasses, and her only friends are guardian angels who are terrible cheats when it comes to poker. The only constants in her life are her obsessive crushes on both chocolate and...