The perfect gift for whats-his-name! This is the hilarious and eminently relatable calendar that celebrates the golden years with quotes, jokes, and real-life anecdotes of senioritis in action. Like Hungarian mathematician Paul Erdos, who met his good friend Elliot Mendelson at a conference, asked him where he was from, then remarked "Oh, then you must know my good friend Elliot Mendelson." Warning labels for the truly absentminded,...