If at first you don't succeed, keep going down the list... Addison: I need you to know I'm not pathetic. A little desperate, sure. But not pathetic. And mostly I agreed to Jessa's insane boyfriend-finding list idea because Carter was looking at me like it was the stupidest idea known to man, and I wanted to irk him. Carter: Jessa's guy-finding list is the stupidest idea known to man. The only reason Addison doesn't have a boyfriend is because she's...