101 Uses for a Severed Penis

Mr Murphy has excelled himself this time. Mrs Gonad bought me this book for Christmas as some kind of warning. I was bored and so started to read. I just couldn't put this book down.I was fascinated with idea number 32, slide a pen refill in it and use as a designer writing implement. Well! I guess that is one way to put lead in your pencil.I didn't fully understand his ideas about rolling pins and was frankly revolted at his idea of using it to stir cups of tea. However, the idea of laying it at the foot of the front door to exclude draughts is both novel and energy efficient.I look forward to the coming "100 more uses for the severed penis". Great work Dan.