"No one likes baths. What a waste of time! There's so much more important stuff to do! Plus, baths are super dangerous for a number of reasons. You want me to list a few? Most household accidents happen in the bathroom. Scientific fact! A kid in Texas turned into a prune after taking a bath. Scientific fact! a If you need more evidence, allow me to point you to an excellent book called 101 Reasons Why I'm Not Taking a Bath . It's full of insightful...