Ever felt the shopping spree siren call, only to wish you had an imaginative escape hatch? Whether it's the crowds, the chaos, or simply the quest for a quieter day, 101 Creative Excuses to Not Go Shopping is your whimsical way out of a trip to the mall Journey through a compilation of hilariously outlandish reasons to avoid the checkout line. From "I'm currently meditating on minimalism" to "My pet parrot has a fear of shopping...